Veni Vidi Bibi - Coffeum.

Artist. Freelance Writer. Amateur Genealogist. Currently unemployed at all three, so I work a gig in a warehouse.
I'd love to become a stand-up comedian because my life's been one big joke, but I'm usually the only one who finds me funny ... you know, funny, like, how, like a clown?

I'm a Mayflower descendant on my mother's side, and on my dad's side is the Sicilian-Italian-American Mafia. It's difficult being me. I'm never sure if I want to take a cruise or put out a hit.

I love cats and have a lot of them. Sometimes I try my comedy out on them but they don't laugh. It gets weird.

The preservation of history is extremely important to me. Genealogy transcends fancy pedigrees and bragging rights. Genealogy is history. I enjoy accurately piecing together family bloodlines and assisting others with discovering their heritage. One's heritage is history. We should seek to honour our ancestors and the lives that they lived by at least knowing their names. We are because they were.