I Seek Dead People (It's Not What You Think...)

Professional Ghost Hunter? Nope, just your friendly neighborhood genealogist.

Why I Do This: I spend weekends hanging out in cemeteries — not because I'm goth, but because I'm helping people find long-lost relatives. Think of me as a historical detective who helps connect family dots through gravestones. It's like Where's Waldo, except with ancestors.

Grave Locations: I'm that person wandering through cemeteries with their phone. No, I'm not playing Pokémon GO — though that would probably be less weird to explain to passersby. When I take pics, I always have GPS turned on, so if you want to find a specific grave, just hit "Show Map" and follow my digital breadcrumbs.

Transfers: Want to manage your great-great-uncle Bob's memorial page? It's yours! I'm like a temporary grave guardian until the real family shows up. No custody battles here.

Photo Usage: Feel free to use my photos — they're about as artistic as a pic of your cat. I literally point, click, and move on. If you want to frame my slightly tilted picture of your great-grandmother's headstone, be my guest. I promise not to sue for royalties.

Photo Duplicates: If the existing photo looks like it was taken with a potato, I'll add a better one. I'll also add one if there's no GPS data on the previous ones, because let's face it — nobody wants to play "Find the Needle in the Cemetery Haystack."

Edits: If your edit doesn't drastically change a major detail, I'll approve it. I'm not the Citation Police, and I won't make you write a bibliography for your great-aunt's death date. We're all friends in the dead people documentation business.